250th Anniversary Shorts

Men's Sizing (S–2XL)

SIZE S
Height: 5'7" – 5'9"
Chest: 36" – 38"
Waist: 30" – 31"
Hip: 36" – 38"

SIZE M
Height: 5'9" – 5'11"
Chest: 39" – 41"
Waist: 32" – 34"
Hip: 39" – 41"

SIZE L
Height: 5'11" – 6'0"
Chest: 42" – 44"
Waist: 35" – 37"
Hip: 43" – 44"

SIZE XL
Height: 6'0" – 6'2"
Chest: 45" – 47"
Waist: 38" – 39"
Hip: 46" – 47"

SIZE 2XL
Height: 6'2" – 6'4"
Chest: 48" – 50"
Waist: 41" – 50"
Hip: 49" – 50"

⚠️ Size up if you're between sizes.
This product is built for real guys at real cookouts — not runway models. If your waist is on the border, go up. If you're built through the chest and shoulders, go up. The stretch denim gives you room to move, but the fit should feel comfortable from the first beer, not just after the third.

Real buyer reference:
"I'm 5'6", 200 lbs — grabbed the XL and couldn't be happier."

Wrong size? We fix it before you ship it back.
Email us your order number and correct size. We send the replacement first. Nobody misses the cookout over a size chart.

Grill-Tested Stretch Denim™
4-way stretch polyester-denim blend — and we chose this on purpose.

Here's why it matters: rigid denim tears the moment you sit down hard in a plastic lawn chair, bend for a cornhole toss, or crouch to grab a beer from the cooler. We've seen it happen. It ruins the fit and it ruins the photo.

The stretch blend moves with your body through a full 6-hour cookout — grilling, dancing, sitting, standing, carrying a kid on your shoulders during the fireworks. It holds its shape, holds its color, and doesn't turn into a sweat trap in July heat.

What you're getting:

• 4-way stretch construction
• Colorfast dye — pre-washed, won't bleed red onto white chairs
• Lightweight enough for summer heat
• Durable enough to survive beer, ribs, and the Cupid Shuffle

What it's not:
It's not stiff denim. It's not rigid workwear. It's not a ski suit that costs $150 and falls apart by Labor Day. It's engineered for exactly one purpose — being the most comfortable, most durable, best-looking guy at the cookout on July 4, 2026.

We call it the Cookout-Tested Guarantee — and here's exactly what it covers:

Spill beer on it. Drop ribs on it. Sit in a plastic chair that cracks under you. Dance until midnight. Wash it twice. If for any reason — any reason at all — you're not satisfied within 90 days of your order, you email us and we refund you in full.

That's it. One email. Full refund.

No photos required. No return shipping label you have to chase. No "store credit only." No customer service script designed to wear you down until you give up.

We built this guarantee because we know who you are. You've been burned before — by TikTok Shop scams, by ghost sellers, by $150 patriotic brands that ghosted you after the 4th. You've opened a box expecting something great and found something that looked nothing like the photos. You've missed a holiday because a shirt never arrived.

That stops here.

The guarantee also covers:

✅ Wrong size — We ship the correct size before you return the original. No one misses July 4th over a UPS mistake.

✅ Doesn't arrive before July 4th — Order by June 20 (standard) or June 22 (expedited). If it doesn't land before the 4th, full refund and you keep the shorts. We mean it.

✅ Hardware issue — Every order ships with a free replacement hardware kit. If anything pops off before you even put them on, you've already got the fix.

✅ Your husband refuses to wear them — Full refund. No questions. (He'll wear them. They always wear them.)

The one thing we ask:
Give them a real shot. Put them on. Pull up to the cookout. If you're not the most-talked-about guy in the yard — show us one photo and we'll refund double on single-unit orders.

90 days. One email. Full refund. That's the deal.